First Post of RLTD

Granted, this is the first post, we're going to try our hardest not to be predictable. But everyone needs to begin somewhere; speaking of beginnings: from his strange transformation from a shitty comic via 1994 to the current monstrosity/muscled/plastic-faced beast. We present you Scott Thompson; aka Carrot Top.

Don't ask us how we know his real name; instead of birthing him, his mother should have stuffed his newborn body into a pillow case and let Andre The Giant swing that thing into a brick wall. Oh, yes, we know, he literally has tits in this; we're guessing a B cup.