This is the very essence of your typical run of the mill, animal balloon creating, bridge troll. Don't let his vomit green hair, or his crab claw necklace fool you; having to buy a balloon giraffe from this mutant in order to stop your kid from profusely crying is only part of his plan, his trick is making you realize that his stench was the culprit from the beginning. What treasures does he keep in his over sized, hand-made, fanny pack? If you must know, it's full of Barbie doll heads and a wide variety of used condoms he's collected from his sleepless nights in port-o-pottys. He is the mascot to every bad acid trip anyone has ever experienced.
Photo Credit to Whitney Bennett, Pike Place Market in Seattle
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